Saturday, June 2, 2007

Wild-eyed Bush pounds his chest and repeats 3 times: "I am the President!" ... ooga ooga

Republicans - here's the guy you voted for:

The president is being himself again according to the Dallas Morning News:

"By all reports, President Bush is more convinced than ever of his righteousness. Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated 'I am the president!' He also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of “our country’s destiny."
This is not the first report of strange behavior from the chimp. This is from the Nelson Report:

"Some big money players up from Texas recently paid a visit to their friend in the White House. They got out exactly one question, and the rest of the meeting consisted of the President in an extended whine, a rant, actually, about how "no one understands him, the critics are all messed up, if only people would see what he’s doing, things would be OK" …etc., etc.
Apparently the Texas friends were suitably appalled. Bad president!! No banana.

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